THIS BETTER BE GOOD SINCE I USED TWO EXCLAMATION POINTS!! Well, actually, it is very, very good. For the first time since the Bronze Age (or maybe it was the Iron Age) Aberdeen Bay Press, the world’s foremost publisher of brilliant mystery novels, has decided to publish a SECOND EDITION of a book within a six month period!! (There are those two exclamation points again.) Would you like to guess the name of this best-selling book? That’s right….. THE PRESLEY PLOT!
Due to popular demand (and the fact that Amazon.com only has 3 copies left!) the publisher is re-issuing my book. And here’s the best part…. they have gone through the book with a fine tooth comb and corrected every spelling and typographical error that was in the first edition! Soooooo….. if you need a wonderful, enchanting, entertaining novel for the holiday gift giving season (and you can’t find FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY) zip on over to Amazon.com or Barnesandnoble.com and order you brand new, fully revised copy of THE PRESLEY PLOT. (Your brain will thank you!) Incidentally….. the new edition already has a pre-order of over 200 books!! So remember, he who hesitates, is lost!
If you are one of the lovely young ladies who is awaiting a book (Ms. Baum and Mrs. Isler) be patient! I will send one along as soon as they become available!
NOW FOR SOME OTHER ELVIS NEWS…….
Did you know that there is a “Little Graceland” in Texas? True enough. In the Rio Grande Valley town of Los Fresnos, Simon Vega curates a treasure trove of Elvis memorabilia at his LITTLE GRACELAND MUSEUM. (Mr. Vega actually served in the Army with Elvis!) The museum has pictures of Elvis, Elvis albums, Elvis 45’s (not the pistols) Elvis statues, Elvis mugs, and Elvis enchiladas. (Just joshing about the food.) In any case, the museum is open Thursday thru Sunday. 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. by appointment. The next “Elvis Festivale” is set for January, 12, 2013, so if you’re in the area, swing by and join the fun. I have spent some time down in the Valley and can honestly say that it is a warm and charming location…. and the residents are simply wonderful.
NOW FOR SOME FINAL, EXCITING NEWS…….
Keep your eyes and ears focused on The New York Times, Fox News, Variety, and Popular Mechanics, for some very exciting news concerning the SECOND ADAM GOLD MYSTERY NOVEL! That’s right, my friends, book number two will be available in the not-too-distant future! The book is titled, MURDER ON MAIDEN LANE. This time around, Adam Gold will become entangled in a hunt for Captain Kidd’s treasure! The book has already received some glowing reviews, and if you believe the literary pundits, it is destined to become another best selling mystery novel. I shall, as they say, keep you apprised of the situation!
Until then, I remain, your humble correspondent. (Which is better than being a bumbling despondent.) Love to all …..