OVER THE TOP DOWN UNDER!

THE FIRST MAJOR BOOK REVIEW OF “THE PRESLEY PLOT” HAS NOW BEEN PUBLISHED THROUGHOUT AUSTRALIA AND MUCH OF THE FREE WORLD!  I AM MOST GRATEFUL FOR THE WONDERFUL PUBLICITY AND WISH TO THANK MR. NIGEL PATTERSON FOR HIS KIND WORDS!

HERE IS MR. PATTERSON’S REVIEW:

 

Book Review:

THE PRESLEY PLOT

by Stephen G. Yanoff

Aberdeen Bay, USA, 2012, Softcover: 214 pages/Kindle edition: 448KB, ISBN-10: 160830082X /…. ISBN-13:   978-1608300822 / ASIN: B008DZO3KC

Reviewed by Nigel Patterson, July 2012

Above: The cleverly metaphorical book cover for The Presley Plot

Publisher’s Description:

The mysterious death of a colleague leads Adam Gold, a claims investigator, to the discovery of a treasure trove of never-before-heard songs by the world’s most popular recording artist. The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll himself — Elvis Presley. Gold will soon learn that there are lots of people who are willing to die — or kill — to get their hands on the tapes. The list will include religious fanatics, crooked cops, the mafia, and even his own employers.

The Elvis fiction genre has produced some outstanding work and unearthed several formidable authors. Joining the upper echelon is Stephen G. Yanoff, whose debut novel, The Presley Plot, is a wonderful diversion from the humdrum of our often tedious lives.

The plot is neatly summarised in the publisher’s description above so I won’t dwell too much on it except to say that lives are at stake – there are only 72 hours to solve the case – and the sinister goings on beginning in Elvis’ birthplace, Tupelo, Mississippi, mean the reader is in for a rollicking, fast-paced ride in a race against time.

Yanoff has a strong writing style which quickly engages the reader:

She told them that the real danger was leakage. The fuel rods were sheathed in a coating of zirconium, and if the coating burned off, radioactive gases escaped, contaminating the water in the unit. If the water wasn’t contained, the plant could be flooded with thousands of gallons of radioactive fluid. Ideally, the containment walls would prevent such an incident.

…………………………

After a while, tempers began to flare. “Let there be light!” someone shouted. “Amen!” somebody added. Lo and behold the lights began to flicker, and the train lurched forward, slowly regaining momentum.

His erudite, witty exposition paints evocative images of the colorful characters and atmospheric locations of the Old South that inhabit both the core and nooks and crannies of his flowing narrative. Yanoff is adept at bringing to life both visual characteristics of his characters and their psychological dispositions:

Nasty little creep. He had a long black ponytail and a tomahawk tattoo on his left arm. He liked to play with knives.

…………………………

Annette Russo, was a tall, handsome woman, halfway between pretty and pretty darn average.

Similarly, the author’s attention to detail in his story telling is impressive and enlightening:

A Choctaw undertaker was called a bone picker, and just as the name implied, they had the grisly task of scraping putrefied flesh from the dead. To accomplish this, they grew their fingernails long, sharpening the tips into a fine point.

The treasure trove of newly discovered Elvis recordings underpins the plot narrative and in addition there are other doses of Elvis throughout the story. From time capsules such as the young King of Rock ‘n’ Roll at the Mississippi State Fair in 1956, to his music and characters who had met him:

As fate would have it, the Presley home in East Tupelo escaped with only minor damage. Gold wasn’t sure if this was meant to be Divine Intervention, but in any case, the King’s birthplace had survived intact and it was now the centerpiece of the town’s most popular attraction, the Elvis Presley Center.

Not surprisingly, Yanoff’s previous life as an insurance company executive allows him to infuse the story with an authentic feel. His central protagonist, Adam Gold, as the insurance claims investigator, is well drawn as are the many other fascinating characters that inhabit this Old South mystery.

The Presley Plot is baked from a neat recipe: an expressive narrative which resonates with murder, greed, crooked cops, the ‘baddest of the bad’ Russian and American mobsters and eccentric locals (and of course that guy named Elvis); a nicely constructed plotline which twists and turns at a brisk and effective pace; and the author’s keen wit. The finished product is a well packaged and wonderful mystery.

Note: If you have ever wondered how Shakespeare and Chinese proverbs intertwine, or how one’s aunt could have testicles, then The Presley Plot is definitely for you!

Verdict: The Presley Plot is Stephen Yanoff’s first novel and it is a great debut. Rich in colorful character and locale and an Elvis mystery that keeps you guessing – it is a real page turner and joy to read.

 

“THE PRESLEY PLOT” GOES GLOBAL!

Well, dear ones, I have some very exciting news for you today.  My new mystery novel, THE PRESLEY PLOT, has just gone “global,” so to speak, in the sense that the book will now be available world-wide thanks to the kindness (and some might say wisdom!) of the world’s largest book-store chain….  BARNES AND NOBLE!

That’s right, your eyes have not deceived you!  THE PRESLEY PLOT IS NOW AVAILABLE AT:       WWW.BARNESANDNOBLE.COM

I should know shortly when the book will be on the shelves, and hopefully at which locations the book can be purchased.  Until then, if you need a copy, you can order directly from Barnes and Noble.  (Of course, it will also be available on Amazon.com and on Kindle.)

Needless to say, I am thrilled by this new development.  It won’t be long until THE PRESLEY PLOT takes the number one spot from that book about older women and pornography.  (I think it’s called FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY HAIR.)   In any case, you will NOT find any lust, lechery, or sex in my books!  (I only write about the subjects I understand.)

Well, I hope you are as excited as I am.  I want to thank each and every one of you for supporting this effort.  I could not have done it without you!  A special thanks to all of the Elvis Presley Fan Clubs that have signed up to follow my blog.  It’s great to have you with us!  I want to send a special “shout out” to my buddy Nigel (who lives in a very lovely country “down under.”)  Best of luck, mate!

Take care… and I will write again soon!

Doc Yanoff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ELVIS TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION!!

Well, at least stranger than the fiction I write.  Then again, maybe not.  What if I told you there was a book (recently written) about the discovery of some never-before-heard songs by Elvis Presley…  a book entitled THE PRESLEY PLOT… and then I told you that earlier this week some “urban archaeologists” discovered… a never-before-heard recording by…. Elvis Presley!?

INCREDIBLE BUT TRUE!!

Last week a “lost” recording was uncovered….. a song that Elvis sang on a show called Louisiana Hayride…. in 1955!

The song was the King’s rendition of a country standard called “I Forgot To Remember To Forget You.”   (Which is not an easy title to remember!)

Thus we have a clear case of truth being (almost) as strange as fiction.  The newly discovered record is selling almost as many copies as THE PRESLEY PLOT, but the cover is not nearly as nice!  (And it cannot be purchased on KINDLE.)

Nevertheless, I urge all of you to buy as many copies of both as you can afford, and then seek a small mortgage on your home, buy more copies, and go on with your lives.

Or….. you can just pass this message along!  (Either will do.)

Have a great weekend…   and be careful out there!

Love to all,

Doc Yanoff

 

 

 

 

ELVIS AUTHOR TAKES THE FIFTH!

Now don’t go jumping to conclusions!  The above title is not what it appears to be… final proof (as if we needed it!) that our beloved author of THE PRESLEY PLOT, Stephen G. Yanoff, has finally been brought to (literary) justice in a court of law!  No sir, that is not what I mean to imply.  In fact, the above title deals with a lovely situation that I have recently encountered….   As my loyal followers know, last night was the Grand, Super Deluxe, One Of A Kind Poker Tournament down at MY PLACE SPORTS BAR.

The field was extremely tough.  (Actually, we played inside.)  Nevertheless, there might have been 2,000 highly qualified Texas Hold ‘Em champion players in the room (all right, I said “might.”)  Whatever the number, there were no seats available for any late-comers or stragglers.  The place was packed to the rafters and I am pleased to say that it was our largest turnout of the season.  Many, many great and semi-famous players showed up, and as you can imagine, the competition was stiff.  (Too much alcohol!)

I, of course, do not know the meaning of the word fear.  (Or several other words.)  Still, when I saw who was at my table, I figured that I would soon be eliminated.  (Especially if they caught me cheating again.)  However, I played quite well, and the poker gods were with me most of the time.  Don’t ask me how, but I managed to make it to the final table!  (With very little cheating.)

You can imagine my surprise when I looked to my left and saw one of my most brilliant students (a woman who was on full scholarship at my poker academy in Austin)……  none other than Judge Susan, THE LEGAL EAGLE!    Her Honor played brilliantly and outlasted a room full of folks who were anxious to get their greedy little hands on a VERY LARGE JACKPOT of cold, hard cash!  To be honest, I thought that the Judge and I were going to make history, but it was not meant to be.

HOWEVER…..   we both placed high up in the tournament!  Judge Susan came in 6th and I finished 5th.  (Hence the above title regarding me taking the fifth!)

NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS!      Gin Keller, our lovely host, sold a ton of books entitled THE PRESLEY PLOT!    Almost half of the tournament participants purchased a copy of my new mystery novel!   Naturally, I was happy to autograph and few thousand copies, and I was very, very pleased by the support I received from my fellow gambling addicts.  Oddly enough, I made more money selling books last night than playing poker!

I would like to thank Miss Linda, the owner of MY PLACE for hosting such a great tournament and also for allowing me to set up a table loaded with copies of THE PRESLEY PLOT…  which were selling like hot cakes!    We all had a wonderful evening, and those present, will remember a truly outstanding event.

Be well and be careful…..   Your tired but happy author…..

Doc Yanoff

 

 

YOUR PLACE OR “MY PLACE?”

Maybe we should go to MY PLACE.  (No, not my place, as in my home, but MY PLACE SPORTS BAR.)

Tuesday, July 17th, would be a wonderful day (make that, night) to meet.

Why you ask?

Because that night MY PLACE is hosting a nationally renowned event known as the “Deepstack Texas Hold ‘Em Tournament of Central Texas!”    Yours truly has qualified for the tournament, which will be run by the lovely and talented woman we call “The Queen of Hearts,”  …….   Ms. Gin Keller!

Now here’s the exciting part….  (at least to me!)…..  In addition to some MAJOR cash prizes, the top three finishers will receive an autographed copy of the best-sellling mystery novel….  THE PRESLEY PLOT!

BUT WAIT!  THERE’S MORE!

Our hosts will be providing lots of table space for hundreds of copies of THE PRESLEY PLOT, and any player who buys a book will be given a chip bonus of…… $5,000!!    (Or more.)

So what are you waiting for???    Come on down to MY PLACE on Tuesday, July 17th, and 6 p.m. and win a fortune plus meet a best-selling author!  (Or me.)  Seriously, I hope to see you there!  Trust me, you will have the time of your life!  (By the way, MY PLACE is at the Jester Exit off of 2222 in Austin!)

Hope to see you soon!

Doc Yanoff

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE “SEASONED” CITIZENS CENTER…..

Good day, ladies and gentlemen…..

As some of you know, I spent several years serving as a volunteer chaperon at the Austin Senior Citizen’s Center.  (No, they weren’t being naughty!  We were going on field trips around Central Texas.)  I enjoyed every minute, and lately I have continued to speak at some of their meetings, as well as some of the large AARP groups that we have down in these parts.  The turnout and reception are always good, and my most recent foray was no different.

After a brief discussion about THE PRESLEY PLOT (and high blood pressure!) I took some questions from the audience, and guess what???   There was a lovely woman in the group (somewhere between 90 and 95 years old) who actually met Elvis Presley during her youth!  In fact, she met him in two countries at once!  (Sort of.)

Apparently, The King performed on this very day at the “international” site known as…..   NIAGARA FALLS!   (On the U.S./Canadian border)  The year was 1974 or 1975.

When she first mentioned Niagara, an older gentleman thought she said “Viagra” and he became quite interested in our conversation.  He seemed rather disappointed when he learned that we were talking about the falls.  Ah well, such is life.

The dear lady had a vivid memory of the Presley concert and even after all of these many years, she is still a huge fan.  (She purchased two copies of THE PRESLEY PLOT, one for each of her grandchildren.  Take that, Snoop Dog!)

Today is sunny and warm, so I must leave you now.  (My “grand-dog” is staying with us this week, and he needs to go to the park.)  Be well and be careful…..

 

Doc Yanoff

 

 

SOMETHING FISHY!

I’d like to wish everyone a happy (albeit belated) Fourth of July!  Hopefully nobody had a “short fuse” and everyone had a “blast.”  (I assume some of you got “lit,” but I won’t go there!)

My personal celebration included a wonderful guided fishing trip on Lake Buchanan in Central Texas.  My compadres and I (Dr. Talbott and Professor Bomblatus) drove up to the charming hamlet of Tow, Texas, and “hooked up”  (so to speak) with Ken Milam the legendary owner/operator of “STRIPER FEVER.”

Thanks to my well-honed skills as an outdoorsman (I brought the beer) we all had a great time and we each caught our full limit of fish.  Ken was kind enough to filet the little rascals when we got back to shore, and we returned with plenty of delicious filets for that night’s dinner.  (Trust me, you have not tasted fish until you’ve had fresh caught striper with Cajun seasoning, grilled over an open fire!)

Ken Milam is also the host of “The Great Outdoors,” a very popular radio program broadcast in the Texas Hill Country.  Since I caught the biggest fish (all right, one of the biggest) he was kind enough to offer his help in arranging a book signing/speaking engagement at Callahan’s General Store, a landmark facility in Burnet, Texas.  I am one busy buckeroo this summer, but if my schedule opens up, I intend to take him up on his offer.

Meanwhile…..  THE PRESLEY PLOT continues to sell well and garner good reviews.  Earlier this week, Ken Evans, a prominent Austin businessman (and one hell of a poker player!) purchased 20 books for family and friends.  Thank you, Ken!  A few more sales like that and I will be able to retire.  (Again!)

I just received an interesting update on the Elvis Presley Steamboat Cruise leaving out of Memphis….  and I will post some tantalizing details in my next missive.

Until then, have fun and be safe…..

Doc Yanoff

 

 

 

 

PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK!

The author of THE PRESLEY PLOT (Stephen Yanoff) who happens to be a “REAL CARD,” is proud to announce that he has joined forces with Gin Keller, professional poker entertainment expert and marketing genius at the Deep Stack Poker Club in Austin,  Texas.

Gin and her colleagues will now be advertising THE PRESLEY PLOT on their very popular web site…..  and they will also be selling the book at their various poker tournaments throughout the southwest!

I am very pleased to be associated with this fine group (they do a ton of charity work in Central Texas) and I’m delighted that my new mystery novel (have I mentioned the name of the book?) will now be available to hundreds (perhaps thousands) of poker players in Texas.

As you might know, ELVIS enjoyed playing poker.  No surprise.  After all, he was THE KING OF HEARTS to millions of fans!

Incidentally, when I’m not traveling, scuba diving, or gardening….. I’m playing poker!  (Texas Hold ‘Em, naturally.)  I have won over 20 tournaments and I would probably win many more if I were allowed to cheat.  (Definitely not a wise thing to do in the Lone Star State!)

Well, that’s about it for now.  Remember, friends, never draw to an inside straight….  unless you already have a flush!

Vaya con Dios…..

Doc Yanoff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES?

I am very happy to report that Elvis (and his mother, Gladys) will NOT be losing their marble crypt after all.

The auction, which was scheduled for TODAY has been permanently cancelled due to a massive (and international) public outcry.  As I previously

mentioned, Elvis and his mother were briefly interred in the crypt, which is located in Forest Hill Cemetery in Memphis.  (Do NOT attempt to find

this crypt in Forest Hills, New York!)  You could be seriously injured by a tennis player!  Anyway, I’m glad they cancelled the auction and have

decided to maintain the burial site as a tribute to the King.  They still need to erect that fence I spoke of.  (Yeah, that’s right, people are “dying to

get in!”)

Some of you have asked about the section in THE PRESLEY PLOT that deals with crypts and mausoleums.  You were curious about the difference

between the two.  Basically, a crypt is underground.  (Often under a church)   A mausoleum is an above-ground structure.  In case you’re interested,

the word “mausoleum” comes from the Tomb of Mausolus, and amazing structure built around 350 BC at Bodrum, Turkey.   I have been to Bodrum

a number of times and have always been fascinated by this tomb.  (It was built to contain the body of Mausolus, a major player in the Persian

Empire.)  Believe it or not, it was so impressive for its day that it was considered to be one the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World!

(The Frozen Margarita finished number eight.  What’s that about?)

Well, my friends, it is roughly 100 degrees down here in Austin, so I must bid you adieu and jump in the pool.

Take care, be happy, and I shall write again soon.

Doc Yanoff

 

 

WHAT THE HELL, A KISS-AND-TELL???

Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.  One of the King’s gal-pals (Linda Thompson, a former Miss Tennessee!) has apparently published a book that claims that Elvis was a “womanizing, pill popping fiend who terrorized his loved ones with violence.”    (If you ask me, I think the poor woman was a little confused.  Maybe she was thinking of a certain ex-Senator and ex-Presidential Candidate from North Carolina?)  Just saying.

Anyway, this type of stuff is to be expected, so if you like Elvis, don’t be dismayed.  As we approach the 35th anniversary of his death other folks are bound to come out to cash in on his reputation in some sort of negative fashion.  BUT NOT “THE PRESLEY PLOT!”    For those of you who have not yet ordered a copy of the book from Amazon.com, I would remind you that it was not my intention to portray Elvis in a negative light.  (Here’s some trivia that might explain my view:  Did you know that the VERY FIRST record album I ever bought (with my babysitting money!) was a fantastic record called “Elvis Presley’s Golden Hits?”  I played that record continuously, memorized every lyric, and actually wore out the grooves!  I still have the album, but I don’t have an “old fashioned” record player anymore.

Incidentally, I’m not saying that the big guy was perfect (who is, besides me and you?  And frankly, I have my doubts about you.) BUT….. just for the record….. I think my readers should know that Linda Thompson was once married to….. Kim Kardashian’s super-jock stepdad Bruce Jenner!

Your Honor, I rest my case.

So there you have it folks.  The latest gossip.  By the way, this story (about the forthcoming kiss-and-tell book) was first published in a highly questionable “rag” called The Globe.  (A British tabloid who published the story with this headline:  ELVIS’ LOVER TELLS ALL!)

Reminds me of something Mark Twain once said:   “If you don’t read the newspaper, you will be uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper, you will be misinformed!”

Amen, brothers and sisters.

Doc Yanoff

P.S.  I hope one of my ex-girlfriends writes a book about me.  I could use the publicity!