“BOOK ‘EM, DANNO!”

These immortal words uttered by Steve McGarrett (played by Jack Lord), now have

a special meaning to me, and it has nothing to do with Hawaii.   No, I was not

charged with “murder one,” or any other crime.  (Unless you count impersonating a

mystery author a crime!)

“BOOK ‘EM” refers to the joyous fact that THE PRESLEY PLOT, my new mystery

novel, is now available on…..  AMAZON.COM!

All you have to do is go to the Amazon site and type in the name of the book (or

my name) and then hit the “go button.”     A photo of the book cover, and a brief

description of the plot will be posted in a few days.

AMAZINGLY….. there were over 300 pre-orders for the book and they have

already depleted (TEMPORARILY) their stock.

However, you can still order the book and once a new shipment arrives your copy

will be promptly sent out.  I suggest you purchase a book A.S.A.P.   (Before my

mother buys all the copies again!)

As a courtesy to my readers, I would be more than happy to autograph any and all

copies purchased.  What a marvelous gift a “personalized” book would be!

Once again, thank you for all of your love and support.  If I could, I would give

each one of you a big hug!

Take care…  and let me hear from you!

Doc Yanoff

WRITING ACROSS TEXAS…..

If this name sounds familiar, you must live in the Texas Hill Country.  (Or perhaps

in lovely Austin.)  Writing Across Texas was the name of the local television show

that I co-hosted a few years back.  (We used to interview famous authors who lived

or worked in Texas.)  The show was quite popular, and was brilliantly produced and

directed by Larry Brill.  (Brill Media)

I was thinking about the task of writing early this morning when two (semi)

humorous questions popped into my head…..

First, how would we know if a word was misspelled in the dictionary?

Second, what’s another word for Thesaurus?

See, you thought it was easy being a writer!  Not so.  (I could have asked why

“sour” cream has an expiration date.  What happens if you keep it too long?  Does

it become fresh?)

For my loyal Elvis fans, I would like to point out that on this day (In 1992) the

U.S. Postal Service announced that it was going to adopt the “younger Elvis” stamp

design.  (The skinny version cost the same as the heavy version, which in my view,

just doesn’t seem fair!)

Well, I must leave you now.  Perhaps I shall close with a thought by Jimmy

(Margaritaville) Buffet:   “Elvis Presley was the only man from Mississippi who

could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.”

Hmmmm.

Doc Yanoff

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO….. ME!

I hate to admit it, but today is my 39th birthday.  (I started counting when I was

twenty!)  Accordingly, I am offering 500 autographed copies of THE PRESLEY PLOT

to the first person who can correctly state the names of the other 3 famous and

talented Americans who were born today.  (No cheating!)  Naturally, you will be

obliged to purchase said books on Amazon.com (hopefully at the end of June)

BUT…..  the autographs are free!

Now for some fascinating news about…..  ELVIS PRESLEY!

When the King was found dead in his Graceland mansion in August, 1977,

he was first interred in a crypt in Memphis Cemetery (with his mother) but two

months later, both were reburied in Meditation Garden at Graceland.

So…..  Elvis Presley’s original crypt is now being auctioned off!  (No joke.)

The sale is being conducted by Julien’s Auctions of Beverly Hills, and the

bidding starts at…..  $100,000!

I hear they had to erect a fence around the crypt…..   people were dying to get in!

If you see me at the auction, don’t wave.  (They might think you’re bidding on the

crypt!)

Well, Elvis may have left the building, but the building is now for sale.

Good luck to all you bidders!

Fondly,

Doc Yanoff

 

P.S.   The answers to the quiz:  Patrick Henry, Bob Hope, JFK.